"Regalmann" is a combination of German words for shelf (Regal) and man (Mann). It was a nickname I was given on an organic chemistry message board ran by a German chemist. I used to stock shelves at Kroger. I no longer do this; I quit in order to pursue studies full time. However, I will always be "Regalmann", in honor of the company that gave my first job that wasn't abusive.

Indeed, looking back on it perhaps I should not have left so hastily, for I am barely making ends meet. So, if you were curious enough to click that dash just to see what it was, then I'm sure you or someone you know could use my services. (I know that is a horrible non sequitor, but logic must sometimes be abandoned in the cause of advertising!)